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| | Subject: JOkes hehehehehehe Wed Apr 28, 2010 10:28 pm | |
| Post kayu maraming jowk para masaya | |
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| | Subject: Re: JOkes hehehehehehe Wed Apr 28, 2010 10:28 pm | |
| isang araw…may dalawang magkaibigan.sila ay edad 30 anyos.ang pangalan nila ay JUAN(J) at Pedro(P)isang araw..
(J): ui musta na pedro? gusto mo libre kita ng icecream?
(P): oh sige ba! teka teka…baka makalimutan mo dahil ulyanin ka na…ano ang paborito kong flavor?
(J):KESO!
(P):ayus!
(J): geh bili na ako.MAKALIPAS ang ilang... minuto.bumalik si juan.
(J):Oh heto na ang hotdog mo.
(P):HAHAH! Sabi ko na nga ba ulyanin ka eh!hahahah!
(J):oh..bakit naman?
(p):nakalimutan mo ung ketchup. | |
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| | Subject: Re: JOkes hehehehehehe Wed Apr 28, 2010 10:30 pm | |
| bata:mommy , mommy pde ba q punta america?? mommy:uu naman isip ka muna apat na english words… kinabukasan…… bata:mommy,mommy naka isip na q!! mommy:anu un anak?? bata: 1. I’m batman!! 2. In the trash can 3. Come on baby,! Come on baby,! 4.One more time! maya-maya pumunta na sya sa airport. may nakasalubong syang lalaki...ng galing america na magbabakasyon sa pilipinas lalaki:hey boy , what’s ur name?? bata:I’m batman! lalaki:Where do you live? bata:In the trash can! lalaki:hey if you dont answer me you idiot i’ll kick your ass!! bata:Come on baby,! Come on baby! (SINAPAK NA SYA) bata:one more time!!..  | |
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Aaron
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| | Subject: Re: JOkes hehehehehehe Wed Apr 28, 2010 10:37 pm | |
| AMERICAN ENGLISH: Eat All You Can, don't be shy, feel at home! IN TAGALOG: kain lang kayo ng kain, walanghiya kayo, pakiramdam nyo bahay nyo to!  | |
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Aaron
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| | Subject: Re: JOkes hehehehehehe Wed Apr 28, 2010 10:46 pm | |
| Teacher:ikaw pedro, anu ang hayop na talon ng talon?nagsisimula ito sa letrang k
Pedro:kuto poh ba?!
Teacher:hindi! nakatira ito sa lupa hindi sa buhok...
Pedro:ahhmm...kutong lupa!?
Teacher:waaagh.... | |
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Aaron
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| | Subject: Re: JOkes hehehehehehe Wed Apr 28, 2010 10:51 pm | |
| BOY:hayop ka!ginawa mo akung tau-tauhan sa sakahan! pero sahod o hindi tumaas! kung mamatay ako sinong mgpapakain ng pamilya kuh,ikaw???? AMO:englishin mo para taasan ko sahod mo.... BOY:animal you!person-person me in the farm, my salary did not climb! if i die,who will eat my family,you???? | |
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Aaron
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| | Subject: Re: JOkes hehehehehehe Wed Apr 28, 2010 11:03 pm | |
| Mhrap sbihin ang "i hate
u"
pti din "im sory"
lalo nmn ang "i luv
u"
pro
pinakamhirap sbihin
ang
"iskibiratsiboop
iskiribabap
bloopikiribitkiribit" | |
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Aaron
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| | Subject: Re: JOkes hehehehehehe Wed Apr 28, 2010 11:06 pm | |
| Questiom: Bakit ang sign na: NO ID ENTRY NO ENTRY na nakikita sa mga
school ay hindi tinatagalog?
Answer: Kasi pag tinagalog yan: WALA ID WALA PASOK...........
yey walang pasok!!!!
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Aaron
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| | Subject: Re: JOkes hehehehehehe Wed Apr 28, 2010 11:18 pm | |
| ONE NIGHT IN THE BAR.......
SEXY GIRL:WHOEVER USE LIVER AND CHEESE WITH STYLE WOULD BE MY BF...
AMERICAN:STEAK THE LIVER AND MELT THE CHEESE ON ME!!!..
NEGRO:I HATE LIVER BUT I LOVE CHEESE AS I LOVE U...!!!
PINOY: HEY U 2,, LIVER ALONE!!CHEESE MINE!!!...
(hey u2 leave her alone shes mine) | |
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Aaron
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| | Subject: Re: JOkes hehehehehehe Wed Apr 28, 2010 11:27 pm | |
| ANAK: TAY,TAY PENGE PAMBILI NG COCOMBAM ITAY:ANU KA BA.....HANGANG NGAYUN COCOMBAM PARIN TAWAG MO JAN!!! ANAK:EH ANU PO TAY? ITAY:BOMB PEPPER KINABUKASAN..... ANAK:TAY,TAY PENGE PAMBILI NG DE LATA... ITAY:ANAK HANGANG NGAYUN DE LATA PARIN TAWAG MO JAN!!! ANAK: ANU PO TAY? ITAY: KANG GUD!!!! KINABUKASAN...... ANAK:ITAY,ITAY PENGE PAMBILI NG CHITCHIRIYA.... ITAY: ANAK HANGANG NGAYON GANYAN PARIN.... ANAK:EH ANO PO TAY? ITAY: JUMPFOODS!!!!!....  | |
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| | Subject: Re: JOkes hehehehehehe Wed Apr 28, 2010 11:45 pm | |
| KNOCK KNOCK
WHOS THERE
GINABING KOKEY
GINABING KOKEY WHO
JUST DANCE,GINABING KOKEY DOO DOO JUST DANCE!! | |
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| | Subject: Re: JOkes hehehehehehe Wed Apr 28, 2010 11:49 pm | |
| KNOCK KNOCK
WHOS THERE
ISABAW MO SA KANIN ANG IHI NG KAMBING!
ISABAW MO SA KANIN ANG IHI NG KAMBING WHO?
ISABAW MO SA KANIN ANG IHI NG KAMBING......LIWANAG..LIWANAG SA DILIM | |
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Aaron
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| | Subject: Re: JOkes hehehehehehe Thu Apr 29, 2010 12:02 am | |
| KNOCK KNOCK
WHOS THERE
KANGKONG KANGKONG GARLIC TOMATO JUICE LAING MECHADU BISKWIT PANCAKE MUFFIN MAYLO GATAS CHAMPOORADOO!!!!!
KANGKONG KANGKONG GARLIC TOMATO JUICE LAING MECHADU BISKWIT PANCAKE MUFFIN MAYLO GATAS CHAMPOORADOO!!!!! WHO?
NEW YORK!!!!!! KANG KONG KANG KONG GARLIC TOMATO , JUICE LAING MECHADU.
NOW YOUR IN NEW YORK!!!! PANCAKE MUFFIN MAYLO GATAS CHAMPOORADO!!!! NEW YORK.NEW YORK......NEW YORK
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| | Subject: Re: JOkes hehehehehehe Thu Apr 29, 2010 12:57 am | |
| AUS.. | |
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Aaron
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| | Subject: Re: JOkes hehehehehehe Thu Apr 29, 2010 1:40 am | |
| KNOCK KNOCK!!!!
WHOS THERE
INDAY
INDAY WHO?
INDAAAAAAY .....WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU HOO WOO | |
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Aaron
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| | Subject: Re: JOkes hehehehehehe Thu Apr 29, 2010 1:47 am | |
| KNOCK KNOCK
WHOS THERE
COME BACK TO ME
COMEBACK TO ME WHO?
COME BACK TO ME BOK ANG PUSO WALA KA NANG MAGAGAWA KUNDI SUNDIN ITO..... | |
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Aaron
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| | Subject: Re: JOkes hehehehehehe Thu Apr 29, 2010 2:11 am | |
| Bumibili: (pasigaw) pabili pong SAFEGUARD
Tindera: (galit na sumigaw) wag kang sumigaw jan!!! hindi ako bingi!!
anong SIMCARD?
globe o smart? | |
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Aaron
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| | Subject: Re: JOkes hehehehehehe Thu Apr 29, 2010 2:22 am | |
| Kumain sa isang sosyal na Restaurant si gloria at
ERAP.
gloria: Give me a Swiss Steak and French fries.
Erap: Ako rin, give me
sweeptakes and first prize too. | |
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Aaron
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| | Subject: Re: JOkes hehehehehehe Thu Apr 29, 2010 2:31 am | |
| GUSTONG MANAKOP NG BANSA SI PRESIDENT GLORIA
GLORIA:ILAN BA ANG JET PLANE NG AMERIKA ?
GENERAL: MAM LUGI PO TAYO 600000 ANG JET PLANE NG AMERIKA...
GLORIA: EH,ANG CHINA ILAN BA ANG JET PLANE ?
GENERAL:50000 LUGI PARIN TAYO SA JET PLANE....
GLORIA: EH,ANG JAPAN ILAN?
GENERAL: 5 LANG PO ANG JET NILA...
GLORIA: EH DI JAPAN NALANG ANG SUGURIN NYO...SIGE NA SUGOD....
(AFTER 1 HOUR)
GLORIA:BAKIT KAYO BUMALIK?
GENERAL:EH PANO PO MAM MAY NARINIG KAMING SUMIGAW !!!!!!....
GLORIA:ANUNG SIGAW BA YUN?
GENERAL: "LETS VOLT IN" (VOLTES FIVE)
(TAOB ANG JET NI GLORIA) | |
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Aaron
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| | Subject: Re: JOkes hehehehehehe Thu Apr 29, 2010 6:35 am | |
| KNOCK KNOCK
WHOS DER?
PARA MAMANG TAXI!
PARA MAMANG TAXI WHO?
IM UR BIGGEST FAN I FOLLOW U UNTIL YOU LOVE ME PARA MAMANG TAXI....
(tune of paparazzi) | |
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| | Subject: Re: JOkes hehehehehehe Thu Apr 29, 2010 4:58 pm | |
| BATA: ALE PABILI PONG UBAS!!! ALE: WALA KAMING UBAS. KINABUKASAN....... BATA: ALE PABILI UBAS!! ALE: WALA KAMING UBAS!!!!! KINABUKASAN....... BATA: ALE PABILI UBAS!! ALE: SINABI NG WALA KAMING UBAS!!! ISA PA AT IISTEPLER KO YANG NGUSO MO!!!!!! KINABUKASAN........ BATA: ALE MAY ISTEPLER KAYO?..... ALE: WALA KAMING ISTEPLER!!! BATA: PABILI PO UBAS!!!! ALE: WAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!! ANG KULIT..... HEHEHEHE | |
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| | Subject: Re: JOkes hehehehehehe Thu Apr 29, 2010 5:20 pm | |
| KNOCK KNOCK! WHOS DER? PA AUTOLOAD NAMAN HOW MUCH MAGKANO PA AUTOLOAD NAMAN HOW MUCH MAGKANO WHO? NOTHINGS GONNA CHANGE MY LIFE FOR U,PA AUTOLOAD NAMAN HOW MUCH MAGKANO  | |
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| | Subject: Re: JOkes hehehehehehe Fri Apr 30, 2010 1:11 am | |
| WOAH | |
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